…when suddenly, out of nowhere, Phil Jasicki shoved me out of the way! I knew he'd be here tonight, but I hadn't expected to be supplanted by the man himself. None of my weapons helped. He was too fast…like Moriarty himself. Standing in the middle of Best Buy, I could only marvel at my place in the universe. How did it come to this? How was I so pitiful as to be writing a description for a YouTube video about a ridiculous Sherlock game IN MY HEAD?